I am not ashamed to admit that I am one of those shoppers
who like to have a good rummage in the ‘reduced to clear’ section of the
supermarket every time I go there. You never know what you may find. Yesterday
evening I found a toffee apple for 6p and happily regressed to my sticky childhood.
There was a whole pile of them in the clearance. And yesterday was the 25th
October. Toffee coated apples are traditionally consumed at Halloween, which is
still nearly a week away. Why are the supermarkets stocking festival goodies so
far in advance of the relevant festival that they end up being reduced to clear
a week before the date anybody would be expected to buy them? For years now it has been possible to buy a
Christmas cake with a ‘best before’ date well in advance of Christmas. What on
earth is the point of this?
I have something of a bee in my bonnet about the modern
Americanised celebration of Halloween. Not because I have a knee-jerk
antagonism to anything American, but because it has obliterated the indigenous
ways of marking the festival in the British Isles. Some Brits don’t believe we
ever celebrated Halloween before we were introduced to pumpkins by Hollywood.
(Most British shops sell pumpkins only in October and I am convinced that many
Brits haven’t realised that they can be eaten as food and not just used for
making lanterns.)
I used to be a loyal viewer of the Late Review show on BBC
2. A few years back, it unexpectedly hosted an argument on this subject between Tom
Paulin, Irish poet, and Tony Parsons, London novelist. Tony insisted that nobody in
these islands had ever heard of Halloween until the American version arrived
here. Tom told him forcefully that he was wrong, he had celebrated it in
Ireland as a child. Tony said this was nonsense. Tom went red in the face with
rage and looked as if he might be about to stand up and throw a punch. The
presenter sitting between them hastily moved the discussion along. I was
sitting on the sofa in just as great a rage as Tom Paulin.
When I was a child in the 1960s we made Halloween lanterns
out of turnips. Yes, turnips. I have been greeted with such incredulity by
Southern Brits and Americans when I tell them this that I had almost started to
doubt my own memory. So I was delighted to come across this confirmation, in
the book Northumbrian Heritage by Nancy Ridley. Writing in 1968, Nancy describes
it as an old custom that lingers on in remote areas.
“Not only does tradition survive but old customs have in
many cases managed to withstand the realistic attitudes of the youth of
today. In some rural areas of
Northumberland Hallow E’en is still celebrated.
‘Dooking’ (ducking) for apples is one, and some children make lanterns
out of a hollow turnip; two holes representing the eyes, a mouth and a nose are
carved and the lighted candle placed inside the turnip shell, a handle of
string is attached and these turnip lanterns have a terrifying appearance when
carried swinging through the dark.”
In 1968 I was seven and at the peak of my own turnip carving
endeavours. Not really being trusted with a sharp knife at that age, I only made a few token scoop-outs after my parents had done the hard graft. This probably explains why the pumpkins came into it. The
emigrants to North America from Britain and Ireland presumably took both the
custom and the turnips with them, but finding that the New World offered them a vegetable so much
softer and easier to carve, took the easy option.
The other thing I regret is the loss of any real sense that
Halloween is frightening because it is a festival of the dead and a time when
the ‘veil between the worlds’ is more permeable than usual. I take this seriously because of the year when Halloween fell in between my father's death and his funeral, and consequently all those children roaming around dressed as skeletons seriously creeped me out. But apart from me, the Wiccans and neo-pagans
are now the only people who observe it as a solemn event.
However, here in the UK the change of the clocks onto winter time takes place only a few days before 31st October - this year, it was today. At latitude 56 o N that heralds three months of having to travel home from work in the dark, and the primal sense of dread with which we face this prospect, especially in rural areas with no artificial street lighting, is something that links us with our pagan ancestors.
However, here in the UK the change of the clocks onto winter time takes place only a few days before 31st October - this year, it was today. At latitude 56 o N that heralds three months of having to travel home from work in the dark, and the primal sense of dread with which we face this prospect, especially in rural areas with no artificial street lighting, is something that links us with our pagan ancestors.